a look into her life...

this saturday. hbo. 9pm. no texts, calls, instagram posts, tweets, nothing! i will be watching the beyonce documentary special titled "life is but a dream", which she named after little blue ivy's favorite song, "row, row, row your boat".

we'll learn about her life as a child in houston, as an entertainer in destiny's child, as a woman, and as a mother. we'll see raw footage of performances and that baby bump that "never existed".

beyonce is a very private artist and i know this is something all of her fans are looking forward to.

TRAILER!

stay...

"stay", featuring mikky ekko who also co-wrote the song, is one of my favorites off "unapologetic" simply because i think it's one of rihanna's better vocal performances.
love the girl, can't wait to see her live, but she ain't the best singer. on "stay" she does her thing.

here's the video directed by sophie muller:

the grammy's

of course i watched and links for winners are listed below, but first: this is my rundown...

god damn it taylor swift is annoying.. i do love her costume tho... ~ wait. "so far"??? someone's planning on doing more music??? ~ who's ed sheeran? oh i know that song! ha, someone just tweeted that song is about prostitution... is it? *googles lyrics* oh... ~ we're answering tweets during the grammys nowadays? ~ *rolls eyes at the sound of pitbull* ooooooo j looooooo, i think i saw a little bit of butt... ~ (best solo performance) *raises the roof for adele* called ittttttt ~ ugh, i dont wanna see fun. perform *plays ruzzle* is he just going to scream the whole time? ~ yay! "adorn"! *snaps fingers* ~ (best country solo performance) i don't know any of these people... oh, carrie underwood! called itttttttt... ~ (song of the year) come onnnnnn Miguel... damn it! sir you just got a "you're welcome" from king jay z. ~ oh beyonce, you gorgeous hunk of a woman... hahahahaha Tyler the creators face... love this old school set. jay IS joining him on stage! ~ kelly, darling, you look stunning in that dress... is nas drunk? ~ (best urban contemporary album) YES! CHANNEL ORANGE! ~ hey that's the chick from ncis. ~ alicia keys and maroon 5? interesting... loved it. ~ i like kaley cuoco, funny chick... ~ (best pop vocal album) wait. how do you not know who Miguel is?!?! girl bye. ~ I wish LL would stop saying hash tag ~ rihanna time! was Chris brown crying at the end yo?! lol.... ~ why in little baby jesus' name is carly rae jepson annoucing best rap/sung collabo? what the fucking fuck is the dream wearing? hahahahaha thank you jay z.

side note, never in the history of your-speech-is-taking-too-long-music has your-speech-is-taking-too-long- music been cut off for someone to speak. except for jay z. boss.

kelly you are KILLING natural woman! ~ finally, bruno mars!!! I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEEEEEEAVENNNN! FOR TOO LOOOOOOOONG, FOR TOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG... ahhhhh shit, "walking on the moon" rihanna time again! I see you Ellen could you be loooooove... well hot damn damian, longest dreads I've ever seen in my life. ~ haha (jack white's mariachi outfit) ~ boobs ~ (best new artist) come onnnnnnn franky. PHACK! ~ whoa, her dress is like, being projected on...... ~ (record of the year) what. ever. ~ aww that's a nice little segment for the foundation... ~ love. this. set..

after listening to the radio today, it seems I'm the only person in the world who liked the "forrest gump" performance. i mean it wasn't his best, but..... whatever.

lmaoooo "or get knocked up like last year's winner". ~ I'm bored, where's my iPad.


LIST OF WINNERS FOR CATEGORIES I CARE ABOUT

LIST OF WINNERS FOR CATEGORIES I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED

got the announcement i wanted!

well getting 4 out of my 6 wishes from saturday's post granted aint bad, steelers are still the only team with 6 superbowl wins, and best of all king beyonce's world tour was officially announced (bad livenation...)!

the tour, titled The Mrs. Carter Show world tour,  will kick off in belgrade on april 15th and end in stockholm on may 29th for its european leg. it'll pick back up in LA at the staples center on june 28th and end in brooklyn on august 3rd. i'm going back to the barclay's center!!!

poster and video ad for the UK leg are below. eeeeeek!

 

 

tour announcement tomorrow???

as a big football fan I'm of course excited for the superbowl. as a steelers fan though, I will cry for days if the ravens win, and i also don't want another team to have 6 championships cuz i'm a baby. SO. that being said, I'm honestly mostly looking forward to king beyonce performing.

this is what I want to happen:
- she comes out to one of her girl power jams to get all the ladies amped since they've had to sit back and be ignored by their boos and they're tired of it!
- few more beyonce hits...
- she brings out king jay z and sluts around on stage like she always does when he's around (I love when she does that)
- kelly and michelle come out and they shut it DOWN with "bills, bills, bills"!!! ahhhhhh man, i'll die. like literally die.
- few more DC hits...
- and finally she announces her world tour which I will absolutely 100% buy tickets for. maybe for more than 1 date

I've read "the davinci code" so I know how the illuminati works. they planned something big for tomorrow.

signing off...

guilty pleasure?

i don't care what anyone says, "thrift shop" is fucking awesome.
every time it's on the radio i gotta blast it and do my best wanz voice to belt out the chorus. you know you like it too, it's so catchy!

video is below but first a little bio...
macklemore, born as ben haggerty, is from seattle and started writing lyrics at 14. his first EP, titled "open your eyes" under the name professor macklemore, was distributed by macklemore himself a few years later in 2000.
not much happened for my favorite artist of the past couple weeks between 2005 and 2009 due to substance abuse problems, but in 2008 he cleaned up his act and teamed up with producer ryan lewis.
fast forward to 2012: macklemore appears in the source magazine as unsigned hype, on the cover of xxl magazine as part of the freshman class of 2012 (which everyone was very happy about *sarcasm*), and  "the heist" is dropped. the album includes songs previously released between 2010 and 2011 like "wing$" and "can't hold us down", and new song "thrift shop".
video as promised!

***bonus: "same love" feat. mary lambert, a song where mackelmore raps about his support of gay rights (yay!) and condemns homophobia in hip hop. i LOVE this song. like L.O.V.E.

musical magic...

justin timberlake first released a video  2 weeks ago (1/10) letting fans know we would be getting some new music.... it just has to be perfect.
3 days later the first single off his 3rd studio album was released: "suit and tie" featuring king jay z. eeeeeeek!
finally, this week we got the lyric video and  photos released of JT and jay z on set of the actual full length music video, both below... when is it coming out?!?!?

 

I am sooooooo beyond excited for "the 20/20 experience" and can NOT wait for March 19th. "future sex / love sounds" was amazing and I know 20/20 will only be better.

chief keef in trouble...again...

sooooooo, chief keef was sentenced to 60 days last week for violating probation on a gun charge and he's in some heat again!

an unidentified girl, still in middle school (!), has filed a petition for child support in Chicago and claims to have been impregnated by mr. keef in 2011... oh boy... worth noting is that under Illinois law, it's illegal for 2 people under the age of 17 to have sex. if the girl's parents decide to press charges my favorite little teenage rapper (besides justn bieber) could go to jail for up to one year anddddd be required to register as a sex offendor for 10 years!

poor guy... oh well!

5 months to the day...

...since my last post. just got a new iPad so I have no excuse not to post whenever a topic pops up. new year's resolution = just do it.

classy sunday...

whysowhite (lmfao) is a 7-piece funk band out of chicago that i came across thru someone else's tweets and i'm sure glad i did!

members are as follows:

• nick mcmillan aka "big nick": lead vocals
• charlie moonbeam aka "charlie moonbeam": vocals and keys
• davis haines aka "d-pop fantastic": vocals, congas, and apparently sex appeal?
• charlie dwyer aka "uncle funk": rhythm guitar
• chris miller aka "danger miller": lead guitar
• dave sumberg aka "custom sumberg": bass
• andrew abramowitz aka "brahmz": drums

the first song i heard was "the approach" and if you click that and listen you'll want to hear more. it kinda makes me wanna pour myself a glass of vino and nibble on some cubes of smelly cheese and seasoned crackers, right? snap my fingers too...

anyways, just click here for a few videos.

 

 

now it's sunday, i'm going back to watching reruns of some shitty show.