the grammy's

of course i watched and links for winners are listed below, but first: this is my rundown...

god damn it taylor swift is annoying.. i do love her costume tho... ~ wait. "so far"??? someone's planning on doing more music??? ~ who's ed sheeran? oh i know that song! ha, someone just tweeted that song is about prostitution... is it? *googles lyrics* oh... ~ we're answering tweets during the grammys nowadays? ~ *rolls eyes at the sound of pitbull* ooooooo j looooooo, i think i saw a little bit of butt... ~ (best solo performance) *raises the roof for adele* called ittttttt ~ ugh, i dont wanna see fun. perform *plays ruzzle* is he just going to scream the whole time? ~ yay! "adorn"! *snaps fingers* ~ (best country solo performance) i don't know any of these people... oh, carrie underwood! called itttttttt... ~ (song of the year) come onnnnnn Miguel... damn it! sir you just got a "you're welcome" from king jay z. ~ oh beyonce, you gorgeous hunk of a woman... hahahahaha Tyler the creators face... love this old school set. jay IS joining him on stage! ~ kelly, darling, you look stunning in that dress... is nas drunk? ~ (best urban contemporary album) YES! CHANNEL ORANGE! ~ hey that's the chick from ncis. ~ alicia keys and maroon 5? interesting... loved it. ~ i like kaley cuoco, funny chick... ~ (best pop vocal album) wait. how do you not know who Miguel is?!?! girl bye. ~ I wish LL would stop saying hash tag ~ rihanna time! was Chris brown crying at the end yo?! lol.... ~ why in little baby jesus' name is carly rae jepson annoucing best rap/sung collabo? what the fucking fuck is the dream wearing? hahahahaha thank you jay z.

side note, never in the history of your-speech-is-taking-too-long-music has your-speech-is-taking-too-long- music been cut off for someone to speak. except for jay z. boss.

kelly you are KILLING natural woman! ~ finally, bruno mars!!! I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEEEEEEAVENNNN! FOR TOO LOOOOOOOONG, FOR TOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG... ahhhhh shit, "walking on the moon" rihanna time again! I see you Ellen could you be loooooove... well hot damn damian, longest dreads I've ever seen in my life. ~ haha (jack white's mariachi outfit) ~ boobs ~ (best new artist) come onnnnnnn franky. PHACK! ~ whoa, her dress is like, being projected on...... ~ (record of the year) what. ever. ~ aww that's a nice little segment for the foundation... ~ love. this. set..

after listening to the radio today, it seems I'm the only person in the world who liked the "forrest gump" performance. i mean it wasn't his best, but..... whatever.

lmaoooo "or get knocked up like last year's winner". ~ I'm bored, where's my iPad.


LIST OF WINNERS FOR CATEGORIES I CARE ABOUT

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